
Fm: Sysop/*PJ (ADAM) 76537,1271
To: ALL

  OK, gang, help me out here.

  HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR COMPUTER IS A CLASSIC:
  1)  Your power source consists of two sticks rubbed together.
  2)  Your computer has no bugs, but is occasionally threatened  
      by low-flying pterodactyls.
  3)  Your spell-checker keeps trying to change "YOU" to "Thee"
      or "Thou".
  4)  Your graphics program does not use a mouse, but a chisel
      and mineral dyes.
  5)  Your word processor prints out in heiroglyphics.
  6)  Your calc program is based on notched sticks.
  7)  Your friends are incredulous when you tell them you are
      going to a convention.



Sb: #50926-Dinosaur Dig
Fm: Sysop/*PJ (ADAM) 76537,1271
To: Sysop/Rob F. 'ADAM' 76702,417


     OK, so how about this:
  *  Your color bleeding problem has attracted the attention of
     the local chapter of AMA.
  *  You consider "multitasking" to be making coffee and folding
     clothes while your tape drive loads. (or WINDOWS3.0, WIN95)
  *  Your email address ends in "ponyXprs.com".


Fm: Sysop/*PJ (ADAM) 76537,1271
To: Sysop/Rob F. 'ADAM' 76702,417

...and... Your original User Manual is written on papyrus.
...your internal modem delivers messages approximately 2 hours
   after Snail Mail.
...The only virus which concerns you is the common cold
(thanks to Loran Guyaz for this one)


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